MONTY MIDDLECHILD'S BEAR MANIFESTO
A home for every bear and A Bear for every child
Bears will listen to children’s or adult confidences and not snitch.
Free Honey for Bears and Teddy Bears Picnics on demand.
Bears will provide warm comforting cuddles 24/7
Bears will accompany their owners everywhere, however uncomfortable the journey
Bears shall not be abandoned, dropped or forgotten in shops, cinemas or on buses.
Bears shall be treated with respect and not left out all night in the garden.
Bears shall not be hurled down the stairs nor dropped from high places without
Bears shall not be given to the dog to be chewed up and slobbered over.
Bears shall not be put on “boil wash” till their insides shrink.
Bears shall not be left hanging on the line at the mercy of every passing bird.
Bears shall not be left forgotten on tops of cupboards to be eaten by moths.
Bears will treat their homes with respect and not sprawl about untidily.
Bears will bring warmth and personality to the dullest room.
Bears will grow old gracefully and bring a smile to everyone they meet.
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Monty Middlechild, Bear adventurer, and supporter of the Arts, An ardent Bear Politico speaking up on behalf of Bears Everywhere !