I was hurtling through Duty Free on Saturday on my way to the Eurovision Song Contest, we celebs just had to be there for the after party- wasn't Jamala brave to sing her winning Ukraine entry ?!!
Anyway I was just glancing at the Daily Telegraph and there was Uncle Larry ,in the buff, lying prostrate in the back of a Hyundai i20, dressed only in a large pair of sunglasses.
I wouldn't mind but by rights that little job should have been mine, and if I hadn't got a schedule backed up to Christmas it would have been yours truly stretched across your breakfast table enjoying the view through the full length panoramic sunroof!
I snapchatted him to lose a bit of weight- don't want it going to his head!! There's only room for one international superstar celebrity in this household!
Monty Middlechild, Bear adventurer, and supporter of the Arts, An ardent Bear Politico speaking up on behalf of Bears Everywhere !