Dear Monty , I'm not allowed out in case I get lost and its really cramping my style? Any ideas?
Hi Chivers, that's very bad news- bears love to see other bears and we all need a change of scenery! Some mothers are paranoid about losing the family bear. In the States there are some very bling harnesses you can get nowadays, why don't you offer to wear one for a few trips out? Yes its demeaning to be trussed up like a dog but you know people they'll soon forget to put it on, and you'll be free ! Just remember the Bear code- stay with your owner at all times and don't go waltzing off on your own!
Monty Middlechild, Bear adventurer, and supporter of the Arts, An ardent Bear Politico speaking up on behalf of Bears Everywhere !