Did You Miss Me?
After a couple of Months sailing in the carribean with all the hot models , ( Put on a couple of pounds and got a bit of a tan as you can see) Now I have to work it all off. So I'm back to the grind-stone.
I'm doing the 5:2 diet, 5 spoons of honey Monday to Friday and two spoons at weekends, its tough but I have my fans to think about. Can't get too big or I wont fit into my birthday suit!
Talking of my fans - the main reason I'm back is to launch my new job as Celebrity Bear Agony Uncle. ASK MONTY ! Go on ask me anything and I'll give you the Bear view!
Monty Middlechild, Bear adventurer, and supporter of the Arts, An ardent Bear Politico speaking up on behalf of Bears Everywhere !