Hi Monty, Help ! my owner Rebecca wants to take me skiing- I can't ski- what should I do? Benny
Hi Benny you sound like a sensible Bear, Bears and snow don't go, cause snow is cold and wet and icy!
Best thing you can do is stay home in the chalet and toast your toes in front of a blazing log fire, sipping hot chocolate and honey cake with the chalet maid, while the skiers get frozen on the ski-lifts all day.
If that doesn't work stage a sit-in on the toboggan - its the only way to slide.
After a couple of Months sailing in the carribean with all the hot models , ( Put on a couple of pounds and got a bit of a tan as you can see) Now I have to work it all off. So I'm back to the grind-stone.
I'm doing the 5:2 diet, 5 spoons of honey Monday to Friday and two spoons at weekends, its tough but I have my fans to think about. Can't get too big or I wont fit into my birthday suit!
Talking of my fans - the main reason I'm back is to launch my new job as Celebrity Bear Agony Uncle. ASK MONTY ! Go on ask me anything and I'll give you the Bear view!
Monty Middlechild, Bear adventurer, and supporter of the Arts, An ardent Bear Politico speaking up on behalf of Bears Everywhere !