Monty Middlechild's Bear Manifesto

MONTY MIDDLECHILD'S BEAR MANIFESTO

 A home for every bear and A  Bear for every child 
 Bears will listen to children’s or adult confidences and not  snitch.
 Free Honey for Bears and  Teddy Bears Picnics on demand.
 Bears will provide warm  comforting cuddles 24/7
 Bears will accompany their  owners everywhere, however uncomfortable the    journey 
 Bears shall not be abandoned, dropped or forgotten in shops, cinemas or on  buses.
 Bears shall be treated with  respect and not left out all night in the  garden.
 Bears shall not be hurled  down the stairs nor dropped from high places without a parachute 
Bears shall not be given to  the dog to be chewed up and slobbered  over.
                                              Bears shall not be put on  “boil wash” till their insides  shrink.
                                              Bears shall not be left  hanging on the line at the mercy of every passing  bird.
                                              Bears shall not be left  forgotten on tops of cupboards to be eaten by  moths.
                                              Bears will treat their homes  with respect and not sprawl about untidily. 
                                              Bears will bring warmth and  personality to the dullest  room.
                                              Bears will grow old  gracefully and bring a smile to everyone they  meet.

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