I was hurtling through Duty Free on Saturday on my way to the Eurovision Song Contest, we celebs just had to be there for the after party- wasn't Jamala brave to sing her winning Ukraine entry ?!!
Anyway I was just glancing at the Daily Telegraph and there was Uncle Larry ,in the buff, lying prostrate in the back of a Hyundai i20, dressed only in a large pair of sunglasses.
I wouldn't mind but by rights that little job should have been mine, and if I hadn't got a schedule backed up to Christmas it would have been yours truly stretched across your breakfast table enjoying the view through the full length panoramic sunroof!
I snapchatted him to lose a bit of weight- don't want it going to his head!! There's only room for one international superstar celebrity in this household!
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Monty Middlechild, Bear adventurer, and supporter of the Arts, An ardent Bear Politico speaking up on behalf of Bears Everywhere !