Hi Monty, Help ! my owner Rebecca wants to take me skiing- I can't ski- what should I do? Benny
Hi Benny you sound like a sensible Bear, Bears and snow don't go, cause snow is cold and wet and icy!
Best thing you can do is stay home in the chalet and toast your toes in front of a blazing log fire, sipping hot chocolate and honey cake with the chalet maid, while the skiers get frozen on the ski-lifts all day.
If that doesn't work stage a sit-in on the toboggan - its the only way to slide.
Monty Middlechild, Bear adventurer, and supporter of the Arts, An ardent Bear Politico speaking up on behalf of Bears Everywhere !